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• I use GIF.E peanut butter.
• After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
• God, somewhere in the universe, is throwing peanut butter sandwiches into black holes!
• Man shall not live by bread alone. -- Jesus Peanut butter & bananas. -- Elvi
• Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
• He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there .
  .. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
• Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
  -- Charles Schulz, Charlie Brow...
• Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? -- Zippy the Pinhead