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• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....
• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....
• October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.
  The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February....
• January: People spent all their cash for the holidays February
  All the best customers have gone south March: Unseasonably cold and too rainy April...
• Beware the thirty-first of November.
• The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- E. E. Cumming
• Dio non ha fatto niente di inutile. Ma con le mosche e i professori ci e' andato vicino.
  [God made nothing unuseful. But with flies and professors He was quite close....
• Surge ai mortali per diverse foci la lucerna del mondo
  ma da quella che quattro cerchi giugne con tre croci, con miglior corso e con migliore stella esce congiunta, e la mondana cera piu' a suo modo tempera e suggella....