And we are told in the Scriptures that at the beginning of time the Lord
said, "Let there be light." But I've checked this out with a number of
eminent biblical scholars. The Lord's complete statement was as follows:
"Let there be light. Well, maybe not all day."
-- Steve Allen
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....
