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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
• Smile, and the world smiles with you. Frown, and you get credit for thinking.
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• It's time to shit or get off the fan.
• You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!
• You can't get rid of a cursed plate mail with a can-opener.