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• People of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty, these days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female persuasion.
  "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all perfectly good words, but misapplying them can earn one anything from the charge of vulgarity to a good swift smack....
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...
• They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
• When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
• What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music
• When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.
  I kept my face. -- Barbara Cartland...
• I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts. -- H. Marti