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• Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
  Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks....
• TBFTG: Two Burgers and Fries To Go
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious. Homer: I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
  Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....