They're Not Calling It The Stock Market Any Longer.

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They're not calling it the stock market any longer. It's the stuck market.
When a man walks into a hotel and requests a room on the ninth floor, the
clerk asks, "For sleeping or for jumping?"

I shouldn't worry about my stocks. My stockbroker will carry me. He and
three other pallbearers.
-- Eddie Cantor

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