They're not calling it the stock market any longer. It's the stuck market.
When a man walks into a hotel and requests a room on the ninth floor, the
clerk asks, "For sleeping or for jumping?"
I shouldn't worry about my stocks. My stockbroker will carry me. He and
three other pallbearers.
-- Eddie Cantor
Quite frankly I admit that I am not too talented, rather under-educated
and not too up on current affairs, decidedly uninterested in sports, and
additional to all of this I know practically nothing about the stock
market, money management, international law, how to deal with terrorism and
protective policy....
