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• I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerke...
• Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
  Homer: I own stock? Broker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights....
• We'll have a savings account! We've never had one.
  -- Marge decides what to do with a stock market windfall, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
• Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
  Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....
• Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
  -- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
• I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
• Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
  We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...