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• Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. -- Alan Coul
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. COULT
• Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
• Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
  Bart: You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush...
• My cat just learned to flush the toilet. . .Seen my smart cat lately?
• Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!