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• Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars. -- Les Brow
• Be wary of strong drink.
• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Get gun. Shoot computer. Turn off lights...
• It works better when you turn the brightness up.
• If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.