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• The only thing that is fault tolerant about the Internet is that the users are prepared to tolerate its faults.
  -- Rob Pike...
• The type syntax for C is essentially unparsable. -- Rob Pike
• Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
• Birds smell bad and people who count birds smell even worse!
• It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
  -- Rob Pike...
• mart terminal n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
  The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote server's storage, using local devices as displays....
• mart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
  The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote {server}'s storage, using said devices as displays....
• I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
  -- Rob Pike, on X. Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be gone in two years....
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society