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• A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after. -- Bill Vaugha
• A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice
  if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. -- Bill Vaugha...
• If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salary of a large research staff to study the problem.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Of the two classic certainties, death and taxes, death is preferable.
  At least you're not called in six months later for an audit. -- Bill Vaugha...
• Someday, perhaps, a state or city will pass up the names of famous people and name new facilities "Taxpayer Stadium.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• The trouble with the average family is it has too much month left over at the end of the money.
  -- Bill Vaugha...