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• Toilet paper: another fine abrasive by 3M.
• binding: discomfort caused by tight undergarments.
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• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your knickers, stockings and undergarments!
• Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far.
  Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones! Bu...
• See that thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, do not get any of the thistles stuck in thy tongue.
• Eros and language mesh at every point. Intercourse and discourse, copula and copulation, are sub-classes of the dominant fact of communication.
  -- George Steine...
• A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
• Compress - Female of Comperor.
• Fortress: a female fort.