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  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented?
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
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• When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
• No machine can replace man until it learns to drink!
• When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
• I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
• Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
• Working as Designed n.Colloquialism used by software maintenance people to indicate that while there is a problem
  it is not considered to affect the program when the program is used for the purpose for which it was designed....