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• Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"? Simple coincidence? Maybe...
• Simultaneous orgasms," explains a sex therapist, "are mostly the result of a stroke of luck.
• Fortunately [psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts.
  Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. -- Karen Horney...
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
• I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
  Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
• A patient named Tarzan was always negative, always gripping, carping and sometimes even whining about something.
  The man was never satisfied. Finally, he went to a psychologist who listened until he could take no more, since it was so constant, so negative....
• This is KBBL talk radio, K-Babble. All talk, 24 hours a day.
  If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our listening audience, we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr....
• Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
  Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter....