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• John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
  Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...
• Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman--a rope over an abyss.
  A dangerous across, a dangerous on-the-way, a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous shuddering and stopping....
• You would toss a drowning man both ends of a rope.
• You are not understanding this sentence.
• I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to tape their albums. -- Margaret Smith
• Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him.
  But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor....
• Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it, too.
  Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa: I read at a 78th grade level....
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
  So that we can all bask in his gentle decency....