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• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• This land is full of trousers! this land is full of mausers!
  And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down! -- Firesign Theate...
• When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
  .. you can tell me by the way I walk....
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything, For me and Elmer Fudd.
  This land has lots of trousers, This land has lots of mousers, And pussycats to eat them When the sun goes down....
• Where's the Inquisition when we most need it the most?
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.