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• My other computer is a SUN, too.
• Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
  [cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [Lisa walks out] Lisa, the Blob has got me!...
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
• My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
  -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Julie...
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
  Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death....