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• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands. -- Saint Patrick
• All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.
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• Ah, these good, efficient, healthy-minded people, they always remind me of those optimistic tadpoles who bask in a puddle in the su
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• Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground.
  You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable....
• Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!
  Try: ar t "God" drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell) cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4....