Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!
Try:
ar t "God"
drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell)
cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.[23]BSD)
Hey UNIX! Got a match? (V6 or C shell)
mkdir matter; cat > matter (Bourne Shell)
rm God
man: Why did you get a divorce? (C shell)
date me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
make "heads or tails of all this"
who is smart
(C shell)
If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have?
sleep with me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
Try:
ar t "God"
drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell)
cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.[23]BSD)
Hey UNIX! Got a match? (V6 or C shell)
mkdir matter; cat > matter (Bourne Shell)
rm God
man: Why did you get a divorce? (C shell)
date me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
make "heads or tails of all this"
who is smart
(C shell)
If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have?
sleep with me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
Related:
- Try typing the following to the C Shell
Hey Unix!
Got a match... - Try typing the following to your shell
ar t... - Try typing the following to the C Shell
^What do you
think of margarine... - Personally, I'd have a far better time writing scripts if I had some more
creative shells to script in.
ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL... - Quote #588
...there are dark corners in the Bourne shell,
and people use all of them. -- Chet... - The C shell is flakier than a snowstorm.
- Guy... - How many
Unix hacks
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does... - What does "rc" stand for, and why are there so many
"rc" files?
The letters stand for Run-Com, the name of a command... - Will write shell scripts
for food...
