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• Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
  Carl Jung ['Memories, Dreams, Reflections', 1962]...
• A group of the unwilling, composed of the unfit, to do the unnecessary for the unaware in an untidy manner at an untimely moment employing unseemly tactics for the uninformed.
  Ah, give me a chance at that committee and we can really go nowhere fast and get there before most people even know that we left....
• Birthdays are healthy, those who have more of them live longer.
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• Announcer: KBBL talk radio. And now Springfield's favorite conservative and author of the well-selling book, "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings.
  Ladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow. Carl: Ecch!...
• Memories of you remind me of you. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• Every path has its puddle.
• A scrum to Ireland, who have their tails up right under the Welsh crossbar.