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• Why Cars Stop Moving" by M. T. Tank
• Dr. Marvin Monroe: After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that our findings are.
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• Back off buddy, I'm a scientist. -- Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbuste
• Kirk: "Engine Room, what's happening?" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
• Something is happening here, What it is ain't exactly clear... -- Pons & Fleischma
• You! What PLANET is this! -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
• When a man has to make a speech, the first thing he has to decide is what to say. -- Gerald Ford
• If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.
  -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting...
• Is this really happening?