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• No, I'm sure there's some stipulation that says a disintegrate spell won't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself.
  Here, I'll prove it....
• A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
• Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great Aunt Hortense.
  As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate....
• 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
• 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
• 1 + 1 = ? Ask my calculator.
• Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
• Conjecture: 1 + 1 = 1 (plus a small constant) -- Ewan Tempero
• HOOKER GIVES BIRTH TO TRIPLETS, 1 WHITE, 1 BLACK, 1 CHINESE