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• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
  -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949 editio...
• Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons.
  -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949...
• A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
• No one you ask to help find a mistake will see it. -- Finagle's Third Law, Corollary 1
• 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
• 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
• CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
  (2) (For resume use) The working title of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job....