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• You may be redneck... if your first name is followed by "Bob".
• To attack a man for talking nonsense is like finding your mortal enemy drowning in a swamp and jumping in after him with a knife.
  -- Karl Poppe...
• It seems to me the uses of tobacco aren't obvious right off the bat .
  .. You can shred it up and put it on a piece of paper and roll it up ....
• We are in the process of buying a home. When you buy a home you deal with realtors.
  Realtors are people who did not make it as used-car salesmen. -- Bob Newha...
• Hoooooooollllllllyyyyyyyyyy Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt !
  !!" -- The first person to ever atempt Bungee jumping...
• People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
  -- Norman Cousi...