There's One That Hasn't Been Cancelled Because Of The Arctic Conditions - It's Been Cancelled Because Of A Frozen Pitch.

There's One That Hasn't Been Cancelled Because Of The Arctic Conditions - It's Been Cancelled Because Of A Frozen Pitch.

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There's one that hasn't been cancelled because of the Arctic conditions
- it's been cancelled because of a frozen pitch.

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