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• The Apathy Anonymous meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest.
• Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
• Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
• Due to lack of interest, next year is cancelled.
• Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
• The Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
• Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest. -- Sjoerd Verweij
• The worse the society, the more law there will be. In Hell there will be nothing but law, and due process will be meticulously observed.
  -- Grant Gilmore, Legal schola...
• A TV-talk-show guest was asked what she thought was the greater problem in today's society--ignorance or apathy?
  ? She quickly responded: "I don't know and I don't care!...