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• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
• A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he's ever seen.
  It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred other men....
• Joe and Willie were partners in the fur business, and they agreed that whichever one died fi
  he other would place one thousand dollars in the coffin of the deceased to cover whatever expenses came up in the next world....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon.
  Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway....
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• Amos always said he wanted to be cremated when he died.
  His brother, trying to honor the wish of Amos, shopped carefully among the several funeral homes, and finally found one that was somewhat cheaper than the rest, proving that a penny saved is a penny urned....