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  1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public -- David Letterma...
• Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.
  -- David Guaspari...
• That race was all about competition. -- David Coleman, ITV
• Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
  but there's nothing quite like it......
• 1) There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
  (2) There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. -- Mix's Law...
• I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.
  -- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?...