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• There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging around like this.
  -- David Coleman, BBC 1 TV...
• If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win?
  1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public -- David Letterma...
• In the race for quality, there is no finish line. -- David T. Kea
• Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please, no wagering.
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that was worth mentioning? -- Coleman Cox
• A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
  At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground....
• Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
  -- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• If I'm not on the track, I'm thinking about the next race.