There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton.
- There's no skeletons in my closet!
- Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
- Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.
- Got a dog for my girlfriend, was a fair trade.
- I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
- I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
- Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
- I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
- Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!