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The Republicans'] Platform Was 30,000 Words Long, 3,000 Of Which Was The Word 'God'.
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"[The Republicans'] platform was 30,000 words long,
3,000 of which was the word 'God'."
-- Mark Russell
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There is no work of genius which has not been the delight of mankind, no word of genius to which the human heart and soul have not sooner or later responded.
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