Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;
confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
-- Josh Billings
confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
-- Josh Billings
Related:
- As an author, the more sins you confess, the more books you sell.
- The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
- There's a great power in words, it you don't hitch too many of them together. -- Josh Billing
- Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your
breakfast first.
-- Josh Billing... - Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billing
- Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible.... - Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you..
I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
. I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead... - Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it and
if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
-- Josh Billing... - You want to make a guy comfortable enough to confess to murder. -- Bill Clark (Brooklyn Detective)
