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• The real world is not user-friendly. -- Kelvin Throop
• If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. -- Kelvin Throop
• Note and initial: Let's spread the responsibility of this.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary...
• Under consideration: We never heard of it. -- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary
• A survey is being made of this": We need more time to think of an answer.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• Conference: A place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of work and the loneliness of thought.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• In matters of belief, he who is absolutely sure he is right is almost certainly dead wrong.
  -- Kelvin Throop...
• Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
  -- Kelvin Throop III...
• Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...