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• Under consideration: We never heard of it. -- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary
• Conference: A place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of work and the loneliness of thought.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• Zero defects: The result of shutting down a production line.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in.
  [the situation in which [we are]] -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• Unfair competition: Selling cheaper than we do. -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary
• A survey is being made of this": We need more time to think of an answer.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• Under active consideration: We're searching the files for it.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary...
• Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
  -- Kelvin Throop III...