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• Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
• Make them eat wake.
• cracker n. One who breaks security on a system. Coined ca.
  1985 by hackers in defense against journalistic misuse of hacker (q....
• Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.
  -- Jed Clampe...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• Weak arguments are often thrust before my path; but although they are most unsubstantial, it is not easy to destroy them.
  There is not a more difficult feat known than to cut through a cushion than with a sword....
• Fools make feasts and wise men eat them. -- Poor Richard
• I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
  -- William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Attributed...