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Make them eat wake.
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Fools make feasts and wise men eat them. -- Poor Richard
There is no known way to make crackers crumble more efficiently than an attempt to eat them in bed.
Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
Let them eat cache.
Let them eat Twinkies!
Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
