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• I'm a belligerent omnivore - I eat vegetarians.
• Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.
• Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
• If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
• You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?" --Leela
• You are like a porcupine. When the animal has its spines erect, it cannot eat.
  If you do not eat, you will starve. And your prickles will die with the rest of your body....
• Kirk: You're letting me go?! Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food.
  Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know....