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• There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
• Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs.
  It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
• April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas Stearns Elio
• April is the cruellest month... -- Thomas Stearns Elio
• Massachusetts law states that it is a crime to lounge on the shelves in a bakery.
• Massachusetts law states that peanuts may not be eaten in court.
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Ross Perot doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.