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• Massachusetts law states that it is a crime to lounge on the shelves in a bakery.
• In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dolla
  he right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law....
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions.
  -- real standing law in West Virginia, United States of America...
• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
  -- real standing law in Iowa, United States of America...
• The U.S. legal system has a court of law, not a court of justice.
• No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
  -- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...
• In the trial of all criminal cases, the Jury shall be the Judges of Law, as well as of fact, except that the Court may pass upon the sufficiency of the evidence to sustain a conviction.
  -- Article XV, section 5, Constitution of Maryland....
• You may be redneck... if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.