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• Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, [Jack] always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.
  -- Jacqueline Kennedy...
• Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
  -- Homer, always the supportive husband, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• How many quantum physicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function....
• If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
• I'm not the fastest programmer, but I'm the most careful.
• I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie
• Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about astrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.
  Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...
• There is always something on television.
• National hatred is something peculiar. You will always find it strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...