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• ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
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• Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
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• Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
  Homer: Sorry buddy, you've got me confused with Fred Flintstone. -- "Homer's Night Ou...