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• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.
  -- Jack Benny, in _The New York Times_...
• There is always something on television.
• Civil liberties are always safe as long as their exercise doesn't bother anyone.
  -- New York Times editorial, 1-3-41...
• Poor dear, there's nothing between his ears.
  -- Margaret Thatcher, -- about Ronald Reagan, in the 6/2/88 issue of The New York Time...
• They [La Prensa] accused us of suppressing freedom of expression.
  This was a lie and we could not let them publish it....
• Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.
  -- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt Corporation, manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), quoted in The New York Times, June 10, 1955....
• If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.
  -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on April 14, 1954....
• Say "Unique New York" five times fast!
• Cheer up man. The worst is yet to come.