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• Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• There has never been an intellegent person of the age of sixty who would consent to live his life over again.
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• T'was a brave person indeed, who first ate an oyster. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The church is always trying to get other people to reform
  it might not be a bad idea to reform itself. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...