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• There are no illegitimate children--only illegitimate parents.
  --Judge Leon R. Yankwich Zipkin v. Mozon (1928)...
• I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
  Lady Asto...
• Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
  Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde...
• If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• BASTARD Commonly used word for an illegitimate person.
  Approximately 98% of traffic wardens are illegitimate....
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personalities.