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• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control.
  (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.) -- May's Law of Stratigraphy...
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
  -- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
• The quality of the house brand varies inversely with the size of the supermarket chain.
  -- Law of Supermarke...
• The professional quality of the faculty tends to be inversely proportional to the importance it attaches to space and equipment.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• The quality of a department is inversely proportional to the number of courses it lists in its catalogue.
  -- Professor Joel Hildebrand...
• The quality of legislation passed to deal with a problem is inversely proportional to the volume of media clamor that brought it on.
  -- G. Ray Funkhouse...
• In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.
  -- Stuart A. Coh...