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• Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy.
  The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe....
• Liberal: It's society's failure that caused your shit to Happen.
• Spock: "Captain, our information on these people and their culture is not correct.
  This is not a primitive society making progress toward mechanization....
• Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
  Alfred A. Montape...
• Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
• Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack of progress.
  -- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom...
• Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.