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• The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.
• The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• The tree of resentment often delivers the fruit of criticism to the listener.
• I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
• Have you hugged a porcupine today?
• To get the point, rub a porcupine backwards.
• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...