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• The universe has fascinated mankind for many, many yea
  dating back to the very earliest episodes of Star Trek, when the brave crew of the Enterprise set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned out to be as densely populated as Queens, New York....
• GREATBIGOSAURUS Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial.
  Well, come on, if you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the street too....
• So you're from outer space!" "Actually, I'm from Iowa
  I just WORK in outer space." -- Captain Kirk on careers -- Star Trek IV...
• In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
  The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno...
• Save a star, turn off a light!
• The Enterprise crew actually fires shots in a fight - 2 drinks!
• Dyslexus: the car for drivers who signal left and turn right.
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Why does the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE ("Star Trek") stock so much toilet paper?
  To wipe out the Klingons around Uranus....