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• Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
  Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent....
• Arson may be someone's way of saying, "I don't like you.
• Saying guns cause crime is like saying matches cause arson.
• ACCOUNTANTS! Problems balancing the books? Got a few figures you want to get rid of?
  If *you've* got numbers that you'd like to disappear, why not call FASCIST ARSON SERVICES....
• RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Truth is God's daughter.
• Admiration is the daughter of ignorance. FRANKLIN
• There is a new product on the market for those who are fighting a losing battle with roaches.
  It's called "Instant Arson....
• George Orwell, in his vision of 1984, got it backward.
  We do not have to fear Big Brother watching us on TV....